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== Follow the Japanese ==
[[File:Follow the Japanese.jpg|thumb|upright|left|For real]]
Let's start with where the confusion came from. The Polish word ''"śledź"'' (pronounced: {{pron|shletch}}) is the imperative mood of the verb ''"śledzić"'', meaning "to follow", "to trace" or "to spy". But it's also got another, completely unrelated, meaning, which would be more fitting in this context: it's "herring". So a better translation of ''"śledź po japońsku"'' would have been "herring in the Japanese style". Now what the heck is that?
The Japanese-style herring is a very appetising appetiser that was quite popular in Communist Poland. The recipe largely boils down to wrapping a marinated herring fillet around a hard-boiled egg. Perhaps the idea of wrapping a piece of uncooked fish around something reminded someone of ''maki sushi'' rolls, giving rise to its association with Japanese cuisine? Otherwise, this Polish invention has about as much to do with Japan as Hawaiian pizza has to do with Hawaii.
The egg and the fish are typically arranged on a bed of canned green peas laced with mayo and decorated with slices of onions and pickles. The marriage of fishy, salty, sour and fatty flavours means that this simple ''hors d'œuvre'' pairs perfectly with a shot of cold neat vodka.
[[File:Śledź po japońsku.jpg|thumb|upright=.7|Japanese-style herrings by [http://straga.pl/ryby/sledz-po-polsku/#more-16500 Mr. and Mrs. Straga] ]]
{{ Cytat
| Ingredients (serves 5):
* herring fillets – 100 g [3.5 oz]
* onion – 100 g
* eggs (5 each) – 250 g [8.8 oz]
* mayonnaise – 100 g
* green peas – 200 g [7 oz]
* cucumbers, pickled or fresh – 50 g [1.8 oz]
* ground paprika
* sugar to taste
* 6% vinegar
Hard-boil and peel the eggs. Strain the peas. Slice the onion and the cucumbers. Mix the peas with some of the mayonnaise and arrange it on a platter or little plates for individual helpings. Wrap the eggs in herring fillets and place on the bed of peas. Decorate with onion slices powdered with paprika, cucumber slices and squirts of mayonnaise. A single helping should weigh 100 g [3.5 oz], including 20 g [0.7 oz] of herring.
| oryg = Normatyw surowcowy na 5 porcji:
* filety śledziowe – 100 g
* cebula – 100 g
* jaja (5 szt.) – 250 g
* majonez – 100 g
* groszek zielony – 200 g
* ogórek kwaszony lub świeży – 50 g
* papryka
* cukier do smaku
* ocet 6-procentowy
Jaja ugotować na twardo, obrać. Groszek odcedzić, odsączyć. Cebulę i ogórki pokrajać w krążki. Groszek wymieszać z częścią majonezu i ułożyć z niego podstawę na półmisku lub jednoporcjowo na talerzykach. Jaja owinąć filetami śledziowymi, ustawić na postumencie z groszku. Udekorować krążkami cebuli oprószonej papryką, plastrami ogórka oraz oszprycować majonezem. Porcja potrawy powinna ważyć 100 g, w tym śledź 20 g.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| nazwisko = Flis
| imię = Krystyna
| nazwisko2= Procner
| imię2 = Aleksandra
| tytuł = Technologia gastronomiczna z towaroznawstwem
| url = https://www.google.pl/books/edition/Technologia_gastronomiczna_z_towaroznaws/805HF2xNTS0C?hl=en&gbpv=1&pg=PA88
| wydawca = Wydawnictwa Szkolne i Pedagogiczne
| miejsce = Warszawa
| rok = 2009
| wolumin = cz. 3
| tom =
| strony = 88
}}
}}
== Dumplings with Spinach and Celebration ==
[[File:Pierogi ze spinaczem.jpg|thumb|left|upright=.6|A tray of frozen "potato and paper clip" ''pierogi'' (according to the label on the white-and-red background)]]
After the cold starter it's time for a hot one: ''pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą'', or dumplings with spinach and, um… celebration?
''Pierogi'', the delicious Polish filled and boiled dumplings, often go hand in hand with celebration, that's true. A platter of ''pierogi'' is a must on a Polish Christmas Eve table. In fact, the very word ''"pierogi"'' comes from ''"*pirŭ"'', the Proto-Slavic term for a feast. ''Pierogi'' are a celebratory food ''par excellence''.
But the spinach in our ''pierogi'' wasn't mixed with ''feta'', the Polish equivalent of a ''fête'', but with feta, the Greek brined cheese. While not as classic as potato-and-cheese, ground-meat or mushroom-and-kraut varieties, spinach combined with feta cheese and some garlic makes another tasty and popular ''pierogi'' filling.
And, well, it could have been worse as far as mistranslations go. After all, it's not only Polish businesses catering to English-speaking patrons that make translation mistakes; the same may happen to U.S. businesses selling supposedly Polish food to Polish Americans. Like the one that confused the Polish words ''"szpinak"'' ("spinach") and ''"spinacz"'' ("paper clip"). Office-supplies-filled dumplings, anyone?
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[[File:pierogi ze szpinakiem i feta posmakujto30.jpg|thumb|upright|Preparation of spinach-and-feta ''pierogi''.<br>Recipe and picture from the Polish cooking blog ''[https://posmakuj-to.blogspot.com/2019/03/pierogi-ze-szpinakiem-i-feta.html Posmakujto]''.]]
{{ Cytat
| '''Ingredients:'''
* 300 g [1¼ cups] wheat flower
* 200 ml [¾ cup] hot water
* half tsp salt
* 2 tbsp rapeseed oil
'''For the filling:'''
* 500 g [18 oz] fresh spinach
* 100 g [3.5 oz] feta cheese
* 2 cloves garlic
* 2 tbsp olive oil
* salt, pepper
'''To make the dough:'''<br>
Sift flour, add salt and mix. Add hot water and oil, mix with a spoon until the ingredients combine. Transfer the dough onto the kitchen top and knead until it is smooth and flexible (if necessary, add a little more flour). Roll the dough out on a floured top and cut out circular pockets with a small upturned glass. {{...}}
}}
{{ Cytat
| '''To make the filling:'''<br>
Remove the thicker stems from the leaves and wash the leaves. Press the garlic. Heat olive oil in a pan, add the garlic and sauté on low fire for no more than one minute. Add the spinach, sprinkle with salt and pepper. Continue frying until all the leaves become wilted and the water evaporates. Drain well in a sieve and set aside to cool. {{...}} Transfer onto a board and chop finely. Place the spinach in a bowl, add feta cheese crushed between your fingers and mix well. {{...}} Place the filling inside the dough pockets, seal well and set aside onto a floured kitchen towel. Drop the dumplings into boiling salted water. Continue cooking for 1–2 minutes after they have floated up to the surface.
| oryg = '''Składniki:'''
* 300 g mąki pszennej (2 szklanki)
* 200 ml gorącej wody (3/4 szklanki)
* ½ łyżeczki soli
* 2 łyżki oleju
'''Farsz:'''
* 500 g świeżego szpinaku
* 100 g sera typu feta
* 2 ząbki czosnku
* 2 łyżki oliwy
* sól, pieprz
'''Jak zrobić ciasto na pierogi:'''<br>
Mąkę przesiać do miski, dodać sól, wymieszać. Wlać gorącą wodę i olej, mieszać łyżką aż składniki się połączą. Wówczas przełożyć ciasto na blat i wyrabiać aż będzie gładkie i elastyczne (w razie potrzeby podsypać niewielką ilością mąki). Rozwałkować na podsypanym mąką blacie. Wycinać kółka małą szklanką. {{...}}
'''Jak zrobić pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą:'''<br>
Grube łodyżki oderwać od liści, liście przepłukać. Czosnek obrać i wycisnąć przez praskę. Na patelni rozgrzać oliwę, dodać czosnek, smażyć na niedużym ogniu przez 1 minutę. Dodać szpinak, oprószyć solą i pieprzem. Smażyć aż wszystkie liście zwiędną a woda odparuje. Przełożyć na sito i odstawić do odsączenia i wystygnięcia. {{...}} Wystudzony przełożyć na deskę i pokroić na mniejsze kawałki. Następnie przełożyć do miski, dodać rozdrobnioną między palcami fetę, wymieszać. {{...}} Nakładać farsz, dokładnie zlepiać brzegi i układać na blacie podsypanym mąką. Wrzucać do gotującego się, osolonego wrzątku. Gotować przez 1–2 minuty od momentu wypłynięcia.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| tytuł = Posmakujto
| rozdział = Pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą
| adres rozdziału = https://posmakuj-to.blogspot.com/2019/03/pierogi-ze-szpinakiem-i-feta.html
| data = 20 March 2019
}}, own translation }}
== Cervical Cancer Soup ==
[[File:Cervical cancer carpaccio.jpg|thumb|left|An authentic cancerous example: cervical cancer carpaccio]]
No Polish dinner is complete without a bowl of soup, so now, after we've had the starters, what would you say to the exquisite 19th-century Polish delicacy known as cervical cancer soup? Wait, what?
A British tourist in Poznań who once found another "cervical cancer" dish on the menu had this to say about the experience:
{{ Cytat
| No one I know has had cervical cancer, but I can imagine that if it had been seen by somebody else, they might have been well upset. As it was, I quickly lost my appetite; the meaning doesn’t exactly encourage you to order anything, does it?
| źródło = Owen Durray, quoted in: {{Cyt
| tytuł = TranslateMedia
| nazwisko r = Bhana
| imię r = Yusuf
| rozdział = Polish Restaurant Offers Cervical Cancer on Menu Due to Translation Error
| adres rozdziału = https://www.translatemedia.com/translation-blog/polish-restaurant-offers-cervical-cancer-on-menu-due-to-translation-error/
| data = 3 May 2013
}} }}
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[[File:zupa-z-raków_3.jpg|thumb|<s>Cervical cancer</s> crayfish soup is a 19th-century Polish classic.]]
The restaurant's spokesperson said they would be "having a word with [their] translator". By which, I suppose, they meant they would be trying to hold a conversation with Google Translate.
Let's see what happened here, step by step. The original Polish name for the key ingredient is ''"szyjki rakowe"'' (pronounced: {{pron|shiy|kee}} {{pron|Rah|kaw|veh}}). ''"Szyjki"'' could be literally translated as "little necks", but in this case it refers to crayfish tails (which, technically, are neither tails nor necks, but [https://aquariumbreeder.com/crayfish-external-anatomy/ abdomina]). ''"Rak"'', the Polish word for crayfish, is also used for most of the things which the English language refers to by the Latin word for "crab", that is, "cancer" – such as the Zodiac sign and, yes, the disease too. And specifically, ''"rak szyjki macicy"'', or "cancer of the neck of the womb", is the Polish medical term for cervical cancer. ''"Szyjki rakowe"'' and ''"rak szyjki"'' may look and sound similar, but the difference in meaning is that between delicious and disgusting.
In any case, if you haven't sampled crayfish soup, then you definitely should give this classic Polish dish a try! Throwing the poor crustaceans live into boiling water may seem cruel, but it's actually the most humane way of killing them as they die instantly.
{{Cytat
|
* 1 litre [4 cups] poultry broth {{...}}
* 2 kg [4½ lb] crayfish
* 250 ml [1 cup] sour cream
* 3–4 tbsp rice
* 1 bunch dill
* 50 g [2 oz] almonds
* 2 yolks
* salt, pepper {{...}}
Wash and brush the crayfish thoroughly, throw them live into boiling water with salt and dill. Cook under cover for 6 minutes. The crayfish will turn deep red during cooking. Once cooked and chilled, scoop out the meat. {{...}} Bleach almonds with boiling water and remove the skins. Wash rice, cover with boiling water and cook until tender, then strain and place in the poultry broth. Add the crayfish meat, almonds, cream and bring to boil, then mix in the yolks, chopped dill and season to taste.
| oryg = <div>
* 1 l wywaru z drobiu {{...}}
* 2 kg raków
* 250 ml śmietany
* 3–4 łyżki ryżu
* pęczek koperku
* 50 g migdałów
* 2 żółtka
* sól, pieprz {{...}}</div>
Raki szorujemy szczoteczką i bardzo dokładnie myjemy, wrzucamy je żywe do wrzątku, do którego dajemy sól i koperek. Gotujemy je pod przykryciem 6 minut. W trakcie gotowania raki zmieniają kolor na intensywnie czerwony. Po ugotowaniu i ostudzeniu wyjmujemy z nich mięso. {{...}} Migdały sparzamy wrzątkiem i obieramy ze skórki. Ryż płuczemy, zalewamy wrzątkiem i gotujemy. Gdy jest miękki, odcedzamy go i wrzucamy do wywaru z drobiu. Dodajemy pokrojone mięso z raków, migdały, śmietanę i gotujemy, mieszamy z żółtkami, posiekanym koperkiem i doprawiamy do smaku.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| nazwisko = Kuroń
| imię = Maciej
| tytuł = Kuchnia polska: Kuchnia rzeczypospolitej wielu narodów
| wydawca = Jacek Sanatorski
| rok = 2004
| strony = 210
}}, own translation }}
== Denmark from Chicken ==
[[File:Denmark from Chicken.jpg|thumb|left|Something is rotten in this bilingual menu from a Chinese restaurant in Poland]]
And now for the main course, Denmark from chicken. Is this some kind of Nordic version of chicken Kiev (or is it chicken Kyiv)? Not really. You see, ''"Dania"'' (with capital D) is the Polish name for the country of Denmark. But ''"dania"'' (with lower-case D and a marginally different pronunciation) is the Polish word for dishes or courses. So ''"dania z kurczaka"'' is not so much a single preparation as it's the title of a whole section of a menu, devoted to chicken dishes in general. And it has nothing whatsoever to do with the state of Denmark.
I suppose you still expect a recipe, though, don't you? Okay, so let's pick what is perhaps the most Polish chicken dish you can find, which is the ''kurczę pieczone po polsku'', or liver-stuffed roasted chicken in the Polish style.
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[[File:Kurczę pieczone po polsku.jpg|thumb|A liver-stuffed roasted chicken is one of the classic <s>Denmark</s> Polish dishes made from this kind of bird. [https://www.doradcasmaku.pl/przepis-kurczak-faszerowany-watrobka-335895]]]
{{ Cytat |
* 1 chicken
* salt
* 2 tbsp rapeseed oil
For the stuffing:
* 1 stale kaiser roll
* ½ glass milk
* 1 chicken liver
* 1 egg
* 1 tbsp butter or margarine
* 1½ tbsp chopped parsley leaves
* salt, pepper
}}
{{ Cytat |
Wash the chicken, pat dry, rub with salt and set aside in a cool place for 2 hours. Prepare the stuffing: soak a stale kaiser roll in milk, squeeze the milk out and run the roll through a meat grinder together with a washed liver. {{...}} Mix egg yolk with butter or margarine, combine with the roll-and-liver mixture, add parsley, fold in egg white beaten to a froth, season with salt and pepper. Fill the chicken with the stuffing, then truss it with pins or sew it up. Place the chicken in a roasting pan, baste with oil and bake in a preheated oven (200°C [400°F]) for 40–45 minutes. While baking, sprinkle frequently water and later with pan drippings. Carve into portions, serve along with the stuffing, potatoes and cucumber-and-cream salad.
| oryg = <div>
* 1 kurczak
* sól
* 2 łyżki oleju
Nadzienie:
* 1 czerstwa kajzerka
* ½ szklanki mleka
* wątróbka z kurczaka
* 1 jajo
* 1 łyżka masła lub margaryny
* 1½ łyżki posiekanej natki pietruszki
* sól, pieprz</div>
Kurczaka opłukać, osuszyć, natrzeć solą i odstawić w chłodne miejsce na 2 godziny. Przyrządzić nadzienie: kajzerką namoczyć w mleku, odcisnąć, zemleć razem z opłukaną wątróbką. {{...}} Żółtko utrzeć z masłem lub margaryną, dodać zmieloną masę, natkę pietruszki oraz ubitą pianę z białka, doprawić solą i pieprzem. Kurczaka wypełnić nadzieniem, spiąć szpilkami lub zaszyć. Przełożyć do brytfanny, polać olejem i piec w nagrzanym piekarniku (200°C) przez 40–45 minut. Podczas pieczenia skrapiać wodą, a następnie utworzonym sosem. Przed podaniem podzielić na porcję, podawać razem z nadzieniem, z ziemniakami i mizerią.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| nazwisko r=Surzycka-Mliczewska
| imię r = Zofia
| tytuł = Kuchnia polska
| wydawca = Polskie Wydawnictwo Ekonomiczne
| miejsce = Warszawa
| rok = 2005
| strony = 412–413
}}, own translation }}
== Buckwheat with Cocks Sauce ==
[[File:Cocks's Reading Sauce.jpg|thumb|upright|Cocks's Reading Sauce advertisement]]
This one sounds intriguing, doesn't it? Some older folks in England might remember Cocks's Reading Sauce. And no, it wasn't used to make reading about cocks more enjoyable. It was a brand of fish sauce produced in the Berkshire town of Reading by a fishmonger whose name was James Cocks (and his heirs after him). First marketed in 1802, it was made from fermented anchovies, walnut ketchup, mushroom ketchup, soy sauce, salt, garlic and chilli peppers<ref>{{Cyt
| nazwisko r = Corley
| imię r = T.A.B.
| rozdział = The Celebrated Reading Sauce: Charles Cocks & Co. Ltd. 1789–1962
| adres rozdziału = https://archaeologydataservice.ac.uk/archiveDS/archiveDownload?t=arch-787-1/dissemination/pdf/BAJ070_PDFs/BAJ070_A08_corley.pdf
| tytuł = Berkshire Archaeological Journal
| rok = 1979–80
| wolumin = 70
| strony = 101
}}</ref> (see [[Ketchup vs Mustard#Ketchup, “Something Akin to Kabul”|my older post]] for more about the intertwined histories of ketchup and fish sauce). It was soon followed by and for decades competed with similar sauces, also sold in small bottles with orange labels, like the now more famous Worcestershire sauce. But eventually, the production of Reading sauce ended in 1962.<ref>{{Cyt
| nazwisko = Hughes
| imię = Glyn
| tytuł = Foods of England
| rozdział = Reading Sauce
| adres rozdziału = http://www.foodsofengland.co.uk/readingsauce.htm
}}</ref> So it's unlikely that this is the sauce that was meant by the menu I once saw in a Polish roadside inn. Besides, while Cocks's condiment was advertised to go well with "game, wild fowl, hashes, rump steaks and cold meat",<ref>{{Cyt
| nazwisko = Hylton
| imię = Stuart
| tytuł = A–Z of Reading: Places–People–History
| rozdział = Sauce
| adres rozdziału = https://books.google.pl/books?id=PWAuDwAAQBAJ&lpg=PT95&pg=PT97
| wydawca = Amberley Publishing Limited
| rok = 2017
}}, illustration</ref> it was never known to be put on heaps of boiled buckwheat.
Back to square one then. A better explanation would be that the "cocks sauce" in the menu was a result of mistranslation. The English word "cocks" has multiple meanings and so do the Polish terms ''"kury"'' and ''"kurki"'' (pronounced: {{pron|koo|Rih}}, {{pron|kooR|kee}}). The primary meaning of "cocks" is "male domestic fowl", also known as "cockerels" or "roosters". In modern Polish, ''"kury"'' refers to hens, but a few centuries ago it meant "roosters" instead. So was the sauce made from the meat of cockerels? Well, no.
[[File:Kurki.jpg|thumb|left|upright|''Kurki:'' which could they mean?]]
Among the many different meanings of the English "cock", the vulgar term for the male member is particularly well known. The rooster has been a symbol of male virility in many cultures. Among Slavic languages, Bulgarian makes the same association, with ''"kur"'' referring to both the cocky bird and a man's cock (''"patka"'' – literally, "duck" – is another vulgar Bulgarian word for the latter, which makes Bulgarians laugh every time they hear ''"kuropatka"'' – which means "partridge" in Russian and "cock-dick" in Bulgarian; gotta love these Slavic false friends). ''"Kur"'' also gave rise to the vulgar word for a prostitute (a woman whose job involves handling penes) in all Slavic languages, including Polish. But I digress; the sauce definitely wasn't made from phalli!
Besides, the Polish word was ''"kurki"'', a diminutive form of ''"kury"''. Depending on the context, it could mean freshly hatched chickens, weathercocks, stopcocks,… But none of these seem to fit in the context of sauce for buckwheat. So what does?
Chanterelles. Small, peppery, trumpet-shaped mushrooms. Their bright yellow colour might remind you of chicks, which explains why ''"kurki"'' is the common Polish name for them (see [[Epic Cooking: The Decorous Rite of the Mushroom Hunt|this older post]] for more about Polish forest mushrooms). So there you have it: buckwheat with chanterelle sauce.
[[File:Kasza gryczana z kurkami.jpg|thumb|Buckwheat with <s>cocks</s> chanterelle sauce.<br>Recipe and picture from the Polish cooking blog ''[https://trzecitalerz.blogspot.com/2018/08/kasza-gryczana-z-kurkami-kuchnia.html Trzeci Talerz]''.]]
{{Cytat
|
* 200 g [7 oz] buckwheat
* 250 g [9 oz] chanterelles
* 3 cloves garlic
* 2 tbsp butter
* 200 g [7 oz] thick cream
* 500 ml [2 cups] stock (cooked from meat, bones and soup greens)
* pepper, salt
* 1 tbsp wheat flour (optional)
* parlsey
Slice garlic cloves and sauté them in butter, then add chopped chanterelles. Add stock and stew the mixture on low fire for about 30 minutes. Blend in cream, which you may first mix with flour to make the sauce thicker. Add salt and pepper to taste. Cook for a few more minutes. Boil buckwheat in salted water {{...}} Serve basted with the sauce and sprinkled with chopped parsley.
| oryg = <div>
* 200 g kaszy gryczanej
* 250 g kurek
* 3 ząbki czosnku
* 2 łyżki masła
* 200 g gęstej śmietany
* 500 ml wywar z rosołu – bulionu (włoszczyzna, mięso z kością)
* pieprz, sól
* 1 czubata łyżka mąki pszennej do zagęszczenia (opcjonalnie)
* natka pietruszki do dekoracji </div>
Czosnek kroimy w plasterki i chwilkę dusimy go na maśle, po czym dodajemy pokrojone kurki. Dolewamy wywar rosołowy i dusimy na małym ogniu około 30 minut. Zaprawiamy śmietaną, którą można wymieszać z mąką, by sos był bardziej zawiesisty. Dodajemy sól i pieprz do smaku. Gotujemy kilka minut. Kaszę gotujemy w posolonej wodzie {{...}} Podajemy ją polaną sosem i posypaną posiekaną natką pietruszki.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| nazwisko =
| imię =
| tytuł = Trzeci Talerz: Podkarpacki blog kulinarny
| rozdział = Kasza gryczana z kurkami – kuchnia podkarpacka
| adres rozdziału = https://trzecitalerz.blogspot.com/2018/08/kasza-gryczana-z-kurkami-kuchnia.html
| rok = 2018
}}, own translation }}
== Ice Cream with Barrister ==
[[File:Ice cream with barrister.jpg|thumb|left|upright|We're moving into legal territory.]]
Would you like your lawyer to come along with your order of ice cream? If not, then don't worry; this is just another botched translation. The original Polish phrase is ''"lody z adwokatem"'', where ''"adwokat"'' (pronounced: {{pron|ahd|vaw|kaht}}) is the word that threw the machine translator off. In one sense, it does refer to a lawyer that advocates your case in a court of law, coming from the Latin word ''"advocatus"'', "the one who has been called to one's aid".
But in this case, ''"adwokat"'' is just a Polonised spelling of the Dutch ''"advocaat"'', which refers to a sweet, smooth, custardy yellow drink made from yolks, sugar and alcohol. Nobody really knows why this egg liqueur is called that. One hypothesis says it was Dutch lawyers' beverage of choice. But there's a more curious one, which claims that the name of the drink ultimately comes from a Native American word for testicles.
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{{ Cytat
| When Dutch sailors found this fruit, they found out that “ahuacatl” in the Nahuatl language means “testicles” because they often grew in pairs on the trees and looked like pairs of testicles hanging off the branch. Being cheeky, they decided that they’d tell the people back home that they were called “avocaat”, which was similar to the word for lawyer. Hence we get the drink Advocaat, which was originally made with avocados by Dutch settlers in Recife.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| tytuł = Quite Interesting
| nazwisko r = CB27
| rozdział = The pope's testicles…
| adres rozdziału = http://old.qi.com/talk/viewtopic.php?p=382283
| data = 21 July 2008
}} }}
[[File:H2O KT.jpg|thumb|upright|A rebus label at fruit stand in Santo Domingo: ''H<sub>2</sub>O KT = aguacate'' = avocado (''agua'' means "water" in Spanish)]]
Have you guessed what fruit they're talking about here? When the Spaniards (not Dutch) conquered Mexico and discovered the fruit, they assimilated its Nahuatl name, ''"āhuacatl"'', into their own language as ''"aguacate"''. This was later borrowed into French as ''"avocat"'' ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSaRuVS1LHA which incidentally also means "lawyer"]) and into English, Dutch and many other European languages as "avocado".
But there's quite a lot to unpack here. What does the avocado have to do with an egg-based liqueur? Why did Dutch settlers in Recife, Brazil, make a drink from a fruit that is native to Mexico? What did Dutch settlers do in Brazil in the first place? And is the avocado really named after testicles?
Let's start with that last claim. Is it true? You bet it is – just as true as the fact that the Polish word ''"jajka"'' refers to both eggs and testicles, because the former look like the latter. Or that fruits with a hard shell around an edible kernel are called "nuts", because that's one of the English words for testicles, which these fruits bear an uncanny resemblance to. So yeah, it's true, but only in reverse. In fact, "avocado" is the primary meaning of ''"āhuacatl"'' in Nahuatl (the language of the Aztecs), but the same word may have been used as a Nahuatl slang term for balls.<ref>{{Cyt
| tytuł = Nahuatl Studies
| nazwisko r = Hansen
| imię r = Magnus Pharao
| rozdział = No Snopes.com, the word guacamole does not come from the Nahuatl word for "ground testicles or avocados"
| adres rozdziału = http://nahuatlstudies.blogspot.com/2016/02/no-snopescom-word-guacamole-does-not.html
| data = 10 February 2016
}}</ref>
As for Dutch settlers in Brazil, they actually have a pretty long history. In the first half of the 17th century, the north-east coast of Brazil was a Dutch colony known, quite unimaginatively, as New Holland. Its capital city was Mauritsstad, or Recife, now the capital of the state of Pernambuco. Even after the Portuguese recaptured Recife in 1654, Dutch migration to Brazil continued well into the 20th century.
[[File:Avocado & egg.jpg|thumb|left|An egg and an avocado are basically the same thing.]]
What made Pernambuco attractive to both the Dutch and the Portuguese were its extensive sugar cane plantations (worked by African slaves). Sugar and rum – both made from sugar cane – are two of the three ingredients of ''advocaat''. But what about the third? If what some sources, such as ''The Oxford Companion to Sugar and Sweets'', say is true, then avocado was the original third ingredient, which lent ''advocaat'' its name. This Mexican fruit was introduced to Brazil in the early 19th century and has been grown there ever since.<ref>{{Cyt
| nazwisko = Schaffer
| imię = Bruce A.
| nazwisko2= Wolstenholme
| imię2 = B. Nigel
| nazwisko3= Whiley
| imię3 = Antony William
| tytuł = The Avocado: Botany, Production and Uses
| url = https://books.google.pl/books?id=r0hpRJca3zEC&lpg=PR1&pg=PA18
| wydawca = CAB International
| rok = 2013
| strony = 18
}}</ref> And so, someone in Brazil combined avocado pulp, rum and sugar into a thick, sweet alcoholic drink that would find favour with the Dutch Brazilians and later, with the Dutch in the Netherlands. Attempts at recreating the drink in Europe led some Dutchperson to replace the avocado (which doesn't grow in Europe) with yolk.<ref>{{Cyt
| nazwisko = Goldstein
| imię = Darra
| tytuł = The Oxford Companion to Sugar and Sweets
| url =
| wydawca = Oxford University Press
| rok = 2015
| strony = 236
}}</ref> The colour was different, but the texture may have been similar. Now, is it true? I don't know; it's not entirely implausible, but seems like a bit of stretch to me.
But hey, it's April Fool's, so yeah, 100% confirmed!
Making ice cream with ''advocaat'' may be as simple as buying a bucket of ice cream and pouring the egg liqueur on top. But if you'd like something a little more involved, then here's a recipe for home-made ''advocaat''-flavoured ice cream.
[[File:Lody z adwokatem.jpg|thumb|upright|Custardy egg-liqueur ice cream.<br>Recipe and picture from the Polish cooking blog ''[http://asiuuulek.blogspot.com/2016/06/lody-adwokatowe.html Smakołyki Asi]''.]]
{{ Cytat |
* 300 ml [1 cup] milk
* 4 heaped tbsp powdered milk
* 5 tbsp sugar
* 1 tbsp cornstarch
* 500 ml [2 cups] whipping cream
* 100 ml [3 oz] advocaat
* almond flakes and more advocaat for decoration
Mix powdered milk and sugar, add 200 ml milk and bring to boil. Mix the remaining milk with cornstarch, pour into the boiling milk and make custard. Cover and let cool. Chill the cream and whip it up. While still whipping, add the custard spoon by soon, then add advocaat poured in a thin stream. Pour the mixture into a freezer-safe container and place in a freezer for at least a few hours. Mix with a fork every hour, lest ice crystals form. Serve the ice cream in bowls, doused with a little advocaat and sprinkled with almond flakes.
| oryg = <div>
* 300 ml mleka
* 4 czubate łyżki mleka w proszku
* 5 łyżek cukru
* 1 łyżka mąki kukurydzianej
* 500 ml śmietanki 30%
* 100 ml Adwocaat Dalkowski
* płatki migdałów do posypania
* Advocaat Dalkowski do polania </div>
Mleko w proszku i cukier wymieszać, wlać 200 ml mleka i zagotować. Pozostałe mleko wymieszać z mąką kukurydzianą, wlać na gotujące się mleko i ugotować budyń. Przykryć folią i ostudzić. Schłodzoną śmietankę ubić. Cały czas ucierając, dodawać po łyżce budyniu, na koniec wlać cienkim strumieniem adwokat. Masę przelać do pojemnika do zamrażania i włożyć do zamrażarki przynajmniej na kilka godzin. Co godzinę dokładnie przemieszać lody widelcem, aby nie pojawiły się kryształki lodu. Gotowe lody nakładać do miseczek, polać odrobiną adwokata i posypać płatkami migdałowymi.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| tytuł = Smakołyki Asi
| rozdział = Lody adwokatowe
| adres rozdziału = http://asiuuulek.blogspot.com/2016/06/lody-adwokatowe.html
| data = 18 March 2022
}}, own translation }}
== Apple Pie Guilty ==
[[File:Apple pie guilty.jpg|thumb|upright|Ever deeper into legal territory]]
You may have wanted to keep the barrister from the cold dessert, as apparently the hot dessert has been found guilty! Let's just hope the only thing the apple pie has been convicted of is being a guilty pleasure. The one who's really guilty here is the restaurant owner who tried to cut corners by using unverified machine translation.
The Polish adjective ''"winny"'' (pronounced: {{pron|veen|nih}}) has at least two meanings. In one sense, it comes from the noun ''"wina"'', which translates as "guilt, fault or blame". But in another sense, it derives from the completely unrelated word ''"wino"'', which means "wine". "Winey" makes much more sense in the culinary context than "guilty".
''"Ciasto"'' (''"cieście"'' in the locative case) is another problematic word. It may refer to a pie or cake, but also to uncooked dough or batter. As it turns out, ''jabłka w cieście winnym'' isn't a pie at all; it's apple fritters made by dunking apple slices in wine-infused batter.
And here's a recipe for the final dish of our mistranslated meal.
[[File:Jabłka w cieście winnym.jpg|thumb|Apple fritters in wine batter.<br>Recipe and picture from the Polish cooking website ''[https://www.doradcasmaku.pl/przepis-jablka-w-ciescie-z-winem-39777 Doradca Smaku]''.]]
{{ Cytat |
* 1 kg [2.2 lbs] apples
* 2 eggs
* 1 cup flour
* ½ cup white wine
* salt to taste
* powdered sugar for decoration
* frying fat
* 1 tbsp sugar
Peel and core apples, then cut them into round slices. Break eggs into a bowl and beat them with a mixer, gradually adding sifted flour alternating with wine. Add a pinch of salt and a tablespoon of sugar. Heat the fat on a pan, dip apples slices in the batter and brown on the pan. Arrange the fritters on a place, dust with powdered sugar.
| oryg = <div>
* jabłka – 1 kg
* jajko – 2 szt
* mąka – 1 szklanka
* wino białe – 0,5 szklanki
* sól do smaku
* cukier puder do dekoracji
* tłuszcz do smażenia
* cukier – 1 łyżka </div>
Jabłka obrać ze skórki, usunąć gniazda nasienne, pokroić w okrągłe plastry. Jajka wlać do miski, mąkę przesiać, dodawać stopniowo do jaj na przemian z winem ubijając mikserem. Dodać szczyptę soli i łyżkę cukru. Na patelni rozgrzać tłuszcz, zanurzać cząstki jabłek w cieście i zrumienić. Usmażone jabłka układać na talerzu, posypać cukrem pudrem.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| tytuł = Doradca Smaku
| nazwisko r = Renataz-Et
| rozdział = Jabłka w cieście z winem
| adres rozdziału = https://www.doradcasmaku.pl/przepis-jablka-w-ciescie-z-winem-39777
}}, own translation }}
{{Przypisy}}
[[File:Follow the Japanese.jpg|thumb|upright|left|For real]]
Let's start with where the confusion came from. The Polish word ''"śledź"'' (pronounced: {{pron|shletch}}) is the imperative mood of the verb ''"śledzić"'', meaning "to follow", "to trace" or "to spy". But it's also got another, completely unrelated, meaning, which would be more fitting in this context: it's "herring". So a better translation of ''"śledź po japońsku"'' would have been "herring in the Japanese style". Now what the heck is that?
The Japanese-style herring is a very appetising appetiser that was quite popular in Communist Poland. The recipe largely boils down to wrapping a marinated herring fillet around a hard-boiled egg. Perhaps the idea of wrapping a piece of uncooked fish around something reminded someone of ''maki sushi'' rolls, giving rise to its association with Japanese cuisine? Otherwise, this Polish invention has about as much to do with Japan as Hawaiian pizza has to do with Hawaii.
The egg and the fish are typically arranged on a bed of canned green peas laced with mayo and decorated with slices of onions and pickles. The marriage of fishy, salty, sour and fatty flavours means that this simple ''hors d'œuvre'' pairs perfectly with a shot of cold neat vodka.
[[File:Śledź po japońsku.jpg|thumb|upright=.7|Japanese-style herrings by [http://straga.pl/ryby/sledz-po-polsku/#more-16500 Mr. and Mrs. Straga] ]]
{{ Cytat
| Ingredients (serves 5):
* herring fillets – 100 g [3.5 oz]
* onion – 100 g
* eggs (5 each) – 250 g [8.8 oz]
* mayonnaise – 100 g
* green peas – 200 g [7 oz]
* cucumbers, pickled or fresh – 50 g [1.8 oz]
* ground paprika
* sugar to taste
* 6% vinegar
Hard-boil and peel the eggs. Strain the peas. Slice the onion and the cucumbers. Mix the peas with some of the mayonnaise and arrange it on a platter or little plates for individual helpings. Wrap the eggs in herring fillets and place on the bed of peas. Decorate with onion slices powdered with paprika, cucumber slices and squirts of mayonnaise. A single helping should weigh 100 g [3.5 oz], including 20 g [0.7 oz] of herring.
| oryg = Normatyw surowcowy na 5 porcji:
* filety śledziowe – 100 g
* cebula – 100 g
* jaja (5 szt.) – 250 g
* majonez – 100 g
* groszek zielony – 200 g
* ogórek kwaszony lub świeży – 50 g
* papryka
* cukier do smaku
* ocet 6-procentowy
Jaja ugotować na twardo, obrać. Groszek odcedzić, odsączyć. Cebulę i ogórki pokrajać w krążki. Groszek wymieszać z częścią majonezu i ułożyć z niego podstawę na półmisku lub jednoporcjowo na talerzykach. Jaja owinąć filetami śledziowymi, ustawić na postumencie z groszku. Udekorować krążkami cebuli oprószonej papryką, plastrami ogórka oraz oszprycować majonezem. Porcja potrawy powinna ważyć 100 g, w tym śledź 20 g.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| nazwisko = Flis
| imię = Krystyna
| nazwisko2= Procner
| imię2 = Aleksandra
| tytuł = Technologia gastronomiczna z towaroznawstwem
| url = https://www.google.pl/books/edition/Technologia_gastronomiczna_z_towaroznaws/805HF2xNTS0C?hl=en&gbpv=1&pg=PA88
| wydawca = Wydawnictwa Szkolne i Pedagogiczne
| miejsce = Warszawa
| rok = 2009
| wolumin = cz. 3
| tom =
| strony = 88
}}
}}
== Dumplings with Spinach and Celebration ==
[[File:Pierogi ze spinaczem.jpg|thumb|left|upright=.6|A tray of frozen "potato and paper clip" ''pierogi'' (according to the label on the white-and-red background)]]
After the cold starter it's time for a hot one: ''pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą'', or dumplings with spinach and, um… celebration?
''Pierogi'', the delicious Polish filled and boiled dumplings, often go hand in hand with celebration, that's true. A platter of ''pierogi'' is a must on a Polish Christmas Eve table. In fact, the very word ''"pierogi"'' comes from ''"*pirŭ"'', the Proto-Slavic term for a feast. ''Pierogi'' are a celebratory food ''par excellence''.
But the spinach in our ''pierogi'' wasn't mixed with ''feta'', the Polish equivalent of a ''fête'', but with feta, the Greek brined cheese. While not as classic as potato-and-cheese, ground-meat or mushroom-and-kraut varieties, spinach combined with feta cheese and some garlic makes another tasty and popular ''pierogi'' filling.
And, well, it could have been worse as far as mistranslations go. After all, it's not only Polish businesses catering to English-speaking patrons that make translation mistakes; the same may happen to U.S. businesses selling supposedly Polish food to Polish Americans. Like the one that confused the Polish words ''"szpinak"'' ("spinach") and ''"spinacz"'' ("paper clip"). Office-supplies-filled dumplings, anyone?
{{clear}}
[[File:pierogi ze szpinakiem i feta posmakujto30.jpg|thumb|upright|Preparation of spinach-and-feta ''pierogi''.<br>Recipe and picture from the Polish cooking blog ''[https://posmakuj-to.blogspot.com/2019/03/pierogi-ze-szpinakiem-i-feta.html Posmakujto]''.]]
{{ Cytat
| '''Ingredients:'''
* 300 g [1¼ cups] wheat flower
* 200 ml [¾ cup] hot water
* half tsp salt
* 2 tbsp rapeseed oil
'''For the filling:'''
* 500 g [18 oz] fresh spinach
* 100 g [3.5 oz] feta cheese
* 2 cloves garlic
* 2 tbsp olive oil
* salt, pepper
'''To make the dough:'''<br>
Sift flour, add salt and mix. Add hot water and oil, mix with a spoon until the ingredients combine. Transfer the dough onto the kitchen top and knead until it is smooth and flexible (if necessary, add a little more flour). Roll the dough out on a floured top and cut out circular pockets with a small upturned glass. {{...}}
}}
{{ Cytat
| '''To make the filling:'''<br>
Remove the thicker stems from the leaves and wash the leaves. Press the garlic. Heat olive oil in a pan, add the garlic and sauté on low fire for no more than one minute. Add the spinach, sprinkle with salt and pepper. Continue frying until all the leaves become wilted and the water evaporates. Drain well in a sieve and set aside to cool. {{...}} Transfer onto a board and chop finely. Place the spinach in a bowl, add feta cheese crushed between your fingers and mix well. {{...}} Place the filling inside the dough pockets, seal well and set aside onto a floured kitchen towel. Drop the dumplings into boiling salted water. Continue cooking for 1–2 minutes after they have floated up to the surface.
| oryg = '''Składniki:'''
* 300 g mąki pszennej (2 szklanki)
* 200 ml gorącej wody (3/4 szklanki)
* ½ łyżeczki soli
* 2 łyżki oleju
'''Farsz:'''
* 500 g świeżego szpinaku
* 100 g sera typu feta
* 2 ząbki czosnku
* 2 łyżki oliwy
* sól, pieprz
'''Jak zrobić ciasto na pierogi:'''<br>
Mąkę przesiać do miski, dodać sól, wymieszać. Wlać gorącą wodę i olej, mieszać łyżką aż składniki się połączą. Wówczas przełożyć ciasto na blat i wyrabiać aż będzie gładkie i elastyczne (w razie potrzeby podsypać niewielką ilością mąki). Rozwałkować na podsypanym mąką blacie. Wycinać kółka małą szklanką. {{...}}
'''Jak zrobić pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą:'''<br>
Grube łodyżki oderwać od liści, liście przepłukać. Czosnek obrać i wycisnąć przez praskę. Na patelni rozgrzać oliwę, dodać czosnek, smażyć na niedużym ogniu przez 1 minutę. Dodać szpinak, oprószyć solą i pieprzem. Smażyć aż wszystkie liście zwiędną a woda odparuje. Przełożyć na sito i odstawić do odsączenia i wystygnięcia. {{...}} Wystudzony przełożyć na deskę i pokroić na mniejsze kawałki. Następnie przełożyć do miski, dodać rozdrobnioną między palcami fetę, wymieszać. {{...}} Nakładać farsz, dokładnie zlepiać brzegi i układać na blacie podsypanym mąką. Wrzucać do gotującego się, osolonego wrzątku. Gotować przez 1–2 minuty od momentu wypłynięcia.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| tytuł = Posmakujto
| rozdział = Pierogi ze szpinakiem i fetą
| adres rozdziału = https://posmakuj-to.blogspot.com/2019/03/pierogi-ze-szpinakiem-i-feta.html
| data = 20 March 2019
}}, own translation }}
== Cervical Cancer Soup ==
[[File:Cervical cancer carpaccio.jpg|thumb|left|An authentic cancerous example: cervical cancer carpaccio]]
No Polish dinner is complete without a bowl of soup, so now, after we've had the starters, what would you say to the exquisite 19th-century Polish delicacy known as cervical cancer soup? Wait, what?
A British tourist in Poznań who once found another "cervical cancer" dish on the menu had this to say about the experience:
{{ Cytat
| No one I know has had cervical cancer, but I can imagine that if it had been seen by somebody else, they might have been well upset. As it was, I quickly lost my appetite; the meaning doesn’t exactly encourage you to order anything, does it?
| źródło = Owen Durray, quoted in: {{Cyt
| tytuł = TranslateMedia
| nazwisko r = Bhana
| imię r = Yusuf
| rozdział = Polish Restaurant Offers Cervical Cancer on Menu Due to Translation Error
| adres rozdziału = https://www.translatemedia.com/translation-blog/polish-restaurant-offers-cervical-cancer-on-menu-due-to-translation-error/
| data = 3 May 2013
}} }}
{{clear}}
[[File:zupa-z-raków_3.jpg|thumb|<s>Cervical cancer</s> crayfish soup is a 19th-century Polish classic.]]
The restaurant's spokesperson said they would be "having a word with [their] translator". By which, I suppose, they meant they would be trying to hold a conversation with Google Translate.
Let's see what happened here, step by step. The original Polish name for the key ingredient is ''"szyjki rakowe"'' (pronounced: {{pron|shiy|kee}} {{pron|Rah|kaw|veh}}). ''"Szyjki"'' could be literally translated as "little necks", but in this case it refers to crayfish tails (which, technically, are neither tails nor necks, but [https://aquariumbreeder.com/crayfish-external-anatomy/ abdomina]). ''"Rak"'', the Polish word for crayfish, is also used for most of the things which the English language refers to by the Latin word for "crab", that is, "cancer" – such as the Zodiac sign and, yes, the disease too. And specifically, ''"rak szyjki macicy"'', or "cancer of the neck of the womb", is the Polish medical term for cervical cancer. ''"Szyjki rakowe"'' and ''"rak szyjki"'' may look and sound similar, but the difference in meaning is that between delicious and disgusting.
In any case, if you haven't sampled crayfish soup, then you definitely should give this classic Polish dish a try! Throwing the poor crustaceans live into boiling water may seem cruel, but it's actually the most humane way of killing them as they die instantly.
{{Cytat
|
* 1 litre [4 cups] poultry broth {{...}}
* 2 kg [4½ lb] crayfish
* 250 ml [1 cup] sour cream
* 3–4 tbsp rice
* 1 bunch dill
* 50 g [2 oz] almonds
* 2 yolks
* salt, pepper {{...}}
Wash and brush the crayfish thoroughly, throw them live into boiling water with salt and dill. Cook under cover for 6 minutes. The crayfish will turn deep red during cooking. Once cooked and chilled, scoop out the meat. {{...}} Bleach almonds with boiling water and remove the skins. Wash rice, cover with boiling water and cook until tender, then strain and place in the poultry broth. Add the crayfish meat, almonds, cream and bring to boil, then mix in the yolks, chopped dill and season to taste.
| oryg = <div>
* 1 l wywaru z drobiu {{...}}
* 2 kg raków
* 250 ml śmietany
* 3–4 łyżki ryżu
* pęczek koperku
* 50 g migdałów
* 2 żółtka
* sól, pieprz {{...}}</div>
Raki szorujemy szczoteczką i bardzo dokładnie myjemy, wrzucamy je żywe do wrzątku, do którego dajemy sól i koperek. Gotujemy je pod przykryciem 6 minut. W trakcie gotowania raki zmieniają kolor na intensywnie czerwony. Po ugotowaniu i ostudzeniu wyjmujemy z nich mięso. {{...}} Migdały sparzamy wrzątkiem i obieramy ze skórki. Ryż płuczemy, zalewamy wrzątkiem i gotujemy. Gdy jest miękki, odcedzamy go i wrzucamy do wywaru z drobiu. Dodajemy pokrojone mięso z raków, migdały, śmietanę i gotujemy, mieszamy z żółtkami, posiekanym koperkiem i doprawiamy do smaku.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| nazwisko = Kuroń
| imię = Maciej
| tytuł = Kuchnia polska: Kuchnia rzeczypospolitej wielu narodów
| wydawca = Jacek Sanatorski
| rok = 2004
| strony = 210
}}, own translation }}
== Denmark from Chicken ==
[[File:Denmark from Chicken.jpg|thumb|left|Something is rotten in this bilingual menu from a Chinese restaurant in Poland]]
And now for the main course, Denmark from chicken. Is this some kind of Nordic version of chicken Kiev (or is it chicken Kyiv)? Not really. You see, ''"Dania"'' (with capital D) is the Polish name for the country of Denmark. But ''"dania"'' (with lower-case D and a marginally different pronunciation) is the Polish word for dishes or courses. So ''"dania z kurczaka"'' is not so much a single preparation as it's the title of a whole section of a menu, devoted to chicken dishes in general. And it has nothing whatsoever to do with the state of Denmark.
I suppose you still expect a recipe, though, don't you? Okay, so let's pick what is perhaps the most Polish chicken dish you can find, which is the ''kurczę pieczone po polsku'', or liver-stuffed roasted chicken in the Polish style.
{{clear}}
[[File:Kurczę pieczone po polsku.jpg|thumb|A liver-stuffed roasted chicken is one of the classic <s>Denmark</s> Polish dishes made from this kind of bird. [https://www.doradcasmaku.pl/przepis-kurczak-faszerowany-watrobka-335895]]]
{{ Cytat |
* 1 chicken
* salt
* 2 tbsp rapeseed oil
For the stuffing:
* 1 stale kaiser roll
* ½ glass milk
* 1 chicken liver
* 1 egg
* 1 tbsp butter or margarine
* 1½ tbsp chopped parsley leaves
* salt, pepper
}}
{{ Cytat |
Wash the chicken, pat dry, rub with salt and set aside in a cool place for 2 hours. Prepare the stuffing: soak a stale kaiser roll in milk, squeeze the milk out and run the roll through a meat grinder together with a washed liver. {{...}} Mix egg yolk with butter or margarine, combine with the roll-and-liver mixture, add parsley, fold in egg white beaten to a froth, season with salt and pepper. Fill the chicken with the stuffing, then truss it with pins or sew it up. Place the chicken in a roasting pan, baste with oil and bake in a preheated oven (200°C [400°F]) for 40–45 minutes. While baking, sprinkle frequently water and later with pan drippings. Carve into portions, serve along with the stuffing, potatoes and cucumber-and-cream salad.
| oryg = <div>
* 1 kurczak
* sól
* 2 łyżki oleju
Nadzienie:
* 1 czerstwa kajzerka
* ½ szklanki mleka
* wątróbka z kurczaka
* 1 jajo
* 1 łyżka masła lub margaryny
* 1½ łyżki posiekanej natki pietruszki
* sól, pieprz</div>
Kurczaka opłukać, osuszyć, natrzeć solą i odstawić w chłodne miejsce na 2 godziny. Przyrządzić nadzienie: kajzerką namoczyć w mleku, odcisnąć, zemleć razem z opłukaną wątróbką. {{...}} Żółtko utrzeć z masłem lub margaryną, dodać zmieloną masę, natkę pietruszki oraz ubitą pianę z białka, doprawić solą i pieprzem. Kurczaka wypełnić nadzieniem, spiąć szpilkami lub zaszyć. Przełożyć do brytfanny, polać olejem i piec w nagrzanym piekarniku (200°C) przez 40–45 minut. Podczas pieczenia skrapiać wodą, a następnie utworzonym sosem. Przed podaniem podzielić na porcję, podawać razem z nadzieniem, z ziemniakami i mizerią.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| nazwisko r=Surzycka-Mliczewska
| imię r = Zofia
| tytuł = Kuchnia polska
| wydawca = Polskie Wydawnictwo Ekonomiczne
| miejsce = Warszawa
| rok = 2005
| strony = 412–413
}}, own translation }}
== Buckwheat with Cocks Sauce ==
[[File:Cocks's Reading Sauce.jpg|thumb|upright|Cocks's Reading Sauce advertisement]]
This one sounds intriguing, doesn't it? Some older folks in England might remember Cocks's Reading Sauce. And no, it wasn't used to make reading about cocks more enjoyable. It was a brand of fish sauce produced in the Berkshire town of Reading by a fishmonger whose name was James Cocks (and his heirs after him). First marketed in 1802, it was made from fermented anchovies, walnut ketchup, mushroom ketchup, soy sauce, salt, garlic and chilli peppers<ref>{{Cyt
| nazwisko r = Corley
| imię r = T.A.B.
| rozdział = The Celebrated Reading Sauce: Charles Cocks & Co. Ltd. 1789–1962
| adres rozdziału = https://archaeologydataservice.ac.uk/archiveDS/archiveDownload?t=arch-787-1/dissemination/pdf/BAJ070_PDFs/BAJ070_A08_corley.pdf
| tytuł = Berkshire Archaeological Journal
| rok = 1979–80
| wolumin = 70
| strony = 101
}}</ref> (see [[Ketchup vs Mustard#Ketchup, “Something Akin to Kabul”|my older post]] for more about the intertwined histories of ketchup and fish sauce). It was soon followed by and for decades competed with similar sauces, also sold in small bottles with orange labels, like the now more famous Worcestershire sauce. But eventually, the production of Reading sauce ended in 1962.<ref>{{Cyt
| nazwisko = Hughes
| imię = Glyn
| tytuł = Foods of England
| rozdział = Reading Sauce
| adres rozdziału = http://www.foodsofengland.co.uk/readingsauce.htm
}}</ref> So it's unlikely that this is the sauce that was meant by the menu I once saw in a Polish roadside inn. Besides, while Cocks's condiment was advertised to go well with "game, wild fowl, hashes, rump steaks and cold meat",<ref>{{Cyt
| nazwisko = Hylton
| imię = Stuart
| tytuł = A–Z of Reading: Places–People–History
| rozdział = Sauce
| adres rozdziału = https://books.google.pl/books?id=PWAuDwAAQBAJ&lpg=PT95&pg=PT97
| wydawca = Amberley Publishing Limited
| rok = 2017
}}, illustration</ref> it was never known to be put on heaps of boiled buckwheat.
Back to square one then. A better explanation would be that the "cocks sauce" in the menu was a result of mistranslation. The English word "cocks" has multiple meanings and so do the Polish terms ''"kury"'' and ''"kurki"'' (pronounced: {{pron|koo|Rih}}, {{pron|kooR|kee}}). The primary meaning of "cocks" is "male domestic fowl", also known as "cockerels" or "roosters". In modern Polish, ''"kury"'' refers to hens, but a few centuries ago it meant "roosters" instead. So was the sauce made from the meat of cockerels? Well, no.
[[File:Kurki.jpg|thumb|left|upright|''Kurki:'' which could they mean?]]
Among the many different meanings of the English "cock", the vulgar term for the male member is particularly well known. The rooster has been a symbol of male virility in many cultures. Among Slavic languages, Bulgarian makes the same association, with ''"kur"'' referring to both the cocky bird and a man's cock (''"patka"'' – literally, "duck" – is another vulgar Bulgarian word for the latter, which makes Bulgarians laugh every time they hear ''"kuropatka"'' – which means "partridge" in Russian and "cock-dick" in Bulgarian; gotta love these Slavic false friends). ''"Kur"'' also gave rise to the vulgar word for a prostitute (a woman whose job involves handling penes) in all Slavic languages, including Polish. But I digress; the sauce definitely wasn't made from phalli!
Besides, the Polish word was ''"kurki"'', a diminutive form of ''"kury"''. Depending on the context, it could mean freshly hatched chickens, weathercocks, stopcocks,… But none of these seem to fit in the context of sauce for buckwheat. So what does?
Chanterelles. Small, peppery, trumpet-shaped mushrooms. Their bright yellow colour might remind you of chicks, which explains why ''"kurki"'' is the common Polish name for them (see [[Epic Cooking: The Decorous Rite of the Mushroom Hunt|this older post]] for more about Polish forest mushrooms). So there you have it: buckwheat with chanterelle sauce.
[[File:Kasza gryczana z kurkami.jpg|thumb|Buckwheat with <s>cocks</s> chanterelle sauce.<br>Recipe and picture from the Polish cooking blog ''[https://trzecitalerz.blogspot.com/2018/08/kasza-gryczana-z-kurkami-kuchnia.html Trzeci Talerz]''.]]
{{Cytat
|
* 200 g [7 oz] buckwheat
* 250 g [9 oz] chanterelles
* 3 cloves garlic
* 2 tbsp butter
* 200 g [7 oz] thick cream
* 500 ml [2 cups] stock (cooked from meat, bones and soup greens)
* pepper, salt
* 1 tbsp wheat flour (optional)
* parlsey
Slice garlic cloves and sauté them in butter, then add chopped chanterelles. Add stock and stew the mixture on low fire for about 30 minutes. Blend in cream, which you may first mix with flour to make the sauce thicker. Add salt and pepper to taste. Cook for a few more minutes. Boil buckwheat in salted water {{...}} Serve basted with the sauce and sprinkled with chopped parsley.
| oryg = <div>
* 200 g kaszy gryczanej
* 250 g kurek
* 3 ząbki czosnku
* 2 łyżki masła
* 200 g gęstej śmietany
* 500 ml wywar z rosołu – bulionu (włoszczyzna, mięso z kością)
* pieprz, sól
* 1 czubata łyżka mąki pszennej do zagęszczenia (opcjonalnie)
* natka pietruszki do dekoracji </div>
Czosnek kroimy w plasterki i chwilkę dusimy go na maśle, po czym dodajemy pokrojone kurki. Dolewamy wywar rosołowy i dusimy na małym ogniu około 30 minut. Zaprawiamy śmietaną, którą można wymieszać z mąką, by sos był bardziej zawiesisty. Dodajemy sól i pieprz do smaku. Gotujemy kilka minut. Kaszę gotujemy w posolonej wodzie {{...}} Podajemy ją polaną sosem i posypaną posiekaną natką pietruszki.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| nazwisko =
| imię =
| tytuł = Trzeci Talerz: Podkarpacki blog kulinarny
| rozdział = Kasza gryczana z kurkami – kuchnia podkarpacka
| adres rozdziału = https://trzecitalerz.blogspot.com/2018/08/kasza-gryczana-z-kurkami-kuchnia.html
| rok = 2018
}}, own translation }}
== Ice Cream with Barrister ==
[[File:Ice cream with barrister.jpg|thumb|left|upright|We're moving into legal territory.]]
Would you like your lawyer to come along with your order of ice cream? If not, then don't worry; this is just another botched translation. The original Polish phrase is ''"lody z adwokatem"'', where ''"adwokat"'' (pronounced: {{pron|ahd|vaw|kaht}}) is the word that threw the machine translator off. In one sense, it does refer to a lawyer that advocates your case in a court of law, coming from the Latin word ''"advocatus"'', "the one who has been called to one's aid".
But in this case, ''"adwokat"'' is just a Polonised spelling of the Dutch ''"advocaat"'', which refers to a sweet, smooth, custardy yellow drink made from yolks, sugar and alcohol. Nobody really knows why this egg liqueur is called that. One hypothesis says it was Dutch lawyers' beverage of choice. But there's a more curious one, which claims that the name of the drink ultimately comes from a Native American word for testicles.
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{{ Cytat
| When Dutch sailors found this fruit, they found out that “ahuacatl” in the Nahuatl language means “testicles” because they often grew in pairs on the trees and looked like pairs of testicles hanging off the branch. Being cheeky, they decided that they’d tell the people back home that they were called “avocaat”, which was similar to the word for lawyer. Hence we get the drink Advocaat, which was originally made with avocados by Dutch settlers in Recife.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| tytuł = Quite Interesting
| nazwisko r = CB27
| rozdział = The pope's testicles…
| adres rozdziału = http://old.qi.com/talk/viewtopic.php?p=382283
| data = 21 July 2008
}} }}
[[File:H2O KT.jpg|thumb|upright|A rebus label at fruit stand in Santo Domingo: ''H<sub>2</sub>O KT = aguacate'' = avocado (''agua'' means "water" in Spanish)]]
Have you guessed what fruit they're talking about here? When the Spaniards (not Dutch) conquered Mexico and discovered the fruit, they assimilated its Nahuatl name, ''"āhuacatl"'', into their own language as ''"aguacate"''. This was later borrowed into French as ''"avocat"'' ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSaRuVS1LHA which incidentally also means "lawyer"]) and into English, Dutch and many other European languages as "avocado".
But there's quite a lot to unpack here. What does the avocado have to do with an egg-based liqueur? Why did Dutch settlers in Recife, Brazil, make a drink from a fruit that is native to Mexico? What did Dutch settlers do in Brazil in the first place? And is the avocado really named after testicles?
Let's start with that last claim. Is it true? You bet it is – just as true as the fact that the Polish word ''"jajka"'' refers to both eggs and testicles, because the former look like the latter. Or that fruits with a hard shell around an edible kernel are called "nuts", because that's one of the English words for testicles, which these fruits bear an uncanny resemblance to. So yeah, it's true, but only in reverse. In fact, "avocado" is the primary meaning of ''"āhuacatl"'' in Nahuatl (the language of the Aztecs), but the same word may have been used as a Nahuatl slang term for balls.<ref>{{Cyt
| tytuł = Nahuatl Studies
| nazwisko r = Hansen
| imię r = Magnus Pharao
| rozdział = No Snopes.com, the word guacamole does not come from the Nahuatl word for "ground testicles or avocados"
| adres rozdziału = http://nahuatlstudies.blogspot.com/2016/02/no-snopescom-word-guacamole-does-not.html
| data = 10 February 2016
}}</ref>
As for Dutch settlers in Brazil, they actually have a pretty long history. In the first half of the 17th century, the north-east coast of Brazil was a Dutch colony known, quite unimaginatively, as New Holland. Its capital city was Mauritsstad, or Recife, now the capital of the state of Pernambuco. Even after the Portuguese recaptured Recife in 1654, Dutch migration to Brazil continued well into the 20th century.
[[File:Avocado & egg.jpg|thumb|left|An egg and an avocado are basically the same thing.]]
What made Pernambuco attractive to both the Dutch and the Portuguese were its extensive sugar cane plantations (worked by African slaves). Sugar and rum – both made from sugar cane – are two of the three ingredients of ''advocaat''. But what about the third? If what some sources, such as ''The Oxford Companion to Sugar and Sweets'', say is true, then avocado was the original third ingredient, which lent ''advocaat'' its name. This Mexican fruit was introduced to Brazil in the early 19th century and has been grown there ever since.<ref>{{Cyt
| nazwisko = Schaffer
| imię = Bruce A.
| nazwisko2= Wolstenholme
| imię2 = B. Nigel
| nazwisko3= Whiley
| imię3 = Antony William
| tytuł = The Avocado: Botany, Production and Uses
| url = https://books.google.pl/books?id=r0hpRJca3zEC&lpg=PR1&pg=PA18
| wydawca = CAB International
| rok = 2013
| strony = 18
}}</ref> And so, someone in Brazil combined avocado pulp, rum and sugar into a thick, sweet alcoholic drink that would find favour with the Dutch Brazilians and later, with the Dutch in the Netherlands. Attempts at recreating the drink in Europe led some Dutchperson to replace the avocado (which doesn't grow in Europe) with yolk.<ref>{{Cyt
| nazwisko = Goldstein
| imię = Darra
| tytuł = The Oxford Companion to Sugar and Sweets
| url =
| wydawca = Oxford University Press
| rok = 2015
| strony = 236
}}</ref> The colour was different, but the texture may have been similar. Now, is it true? I don't know; it's not entirely implausible, but seems like a bit of stretch to me.
But hey, it's April Fool's, so yeah, 100% confirmed!
Making ice cream with ''advocaat'' may be as simple as buying a bucket of ice cream and pouring the egg liqueur on top. But if you'd like something a little more involved, then here's a recipe for home-made ''advocaat''-flavoured ice cream.
[[File:Lody z adwokatem.jpg|thumb|upright|Custardy egg-liqueur ice cream.<br>Recipe and picture from the Polish cooking blog ''[http://asiuuulek.blogspot.com/2016/06/lody-adwokatowe.html Smakołyki Asi]''.]]
{{ Cytat |
* 300 ml [1 cup] milk
* 4 heaped tbsp powdered milk
* 5 tbsp sugar
* 1 tbsp cornstarch
* 500 ml [2 cups] whipping cream
* 100 ml [3 oz] advocaat
* almond flakes and more advocaat for decoration
Mix powdered milk and sugar, add 200 ml milk and bring to boil. Mix the remaining milk with cornstarch, pour into the boiling milk and make custard. Cover and let cool. Chill the cream and whip it up. While still whipping, add the custard spoon by soon, then add advocaat poured in a thin stream. Pour the mixture into a freezer-safe container and place in a freezer for at least a few hours. Mix with a fork every hour, lest ice crystals form. Serve the ice cream in bowls, doused with a little advocaat and sprinkled with almond flakes.
| oryg = <div>
* 300 ml mleka
* 4 czubate łyżki mleka w proszku
* 5 łyżek cukru
* 1 łyżka mąki kukurydzianej
* 500 ml śmietanki 30%
* 100 ml Adwocaat Dalkowski
* płatki migdałów do posypania
* Advocaat Dalkowski do polania </div>
Mleko w proszku i cukier wymieszać, wlać 200 ml mleka i zagotować. Pozostałe mleko wymieszać z mąką kukurydzianą, wlać na gotujące się mleko i ugotować budyń. Przykryć folią i ostudzić. Schłodzoną śmietankę ubić. Cały czas ucierając, dodawać po łyżce budyniu, na koniec wlać cienkim strumieniem adwokat. Masę przelać do pojemnika do zamrażania i włożyć do zamrażarki przynajmniej na kilka godzin. Co godzinę dokładnie przemieszać lody widelcem, aby nie pojawiły się kryształki lodu. Gotowe lody nakładać do miseczek, polać odrobiną adwokata i posypać płatkami migdałowymi.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| tytuł = Smakołyki Asi
| rozdział = Lody adwokatowe
| adres rozdziału = http://asiuuulek.blogspot.com/2016/06/lody-adwokatowe.html
| data = 18 March 2022
}}, own translation }}
== Apple Pie Guilty ==
[[File:Apple pie guilty.jpg|thumb|upright|Ever deeper into legal territory]]
You may have wanted to keep the barrister from the cold dessert, as apparently the hot dessert has been found guilty! Let's just hope the only thing the apple pie has been convicted of is being a guilty pleasure. The one who's really guilty here is the restaurant owner who tried to cut corners by using unverified machine translation.
The Polish adjective ''"winny"'' (pronounced: {{pron|veen|nih}}) has at least two meanings. In one sense, it comes from the noun ''"wina"'', which translates as "guilt, fault or blame". But in another sense, it derives from the completely unrelated word ''"wino"'', which means "wine". "Winey" makes much more sense in the culinary context than "guilty".
''"Ciasto"'' (''"cieście"'' in the locative case) is another problematic word. It may refer to a pie or cake, but also to uncooked dough or batter. As it turns out, ''jabłka w cieście winnym'' isn't a pie at all; it's apple fritters made by dunking apple slices in wine-infused batter.
And here's a recipe for the final dish of our mistranslated meal.
[[File:Jabłka w cieście winnym.jpg|thumb|Apple fritters in wine batter.<br>Recipe and picture from the Polish cooking website ''[https://www.doradcasmaku.pl/przepis-jablka-w-ciescie-z-winem-39777 Doradca Smaku]''.]]
{{ Cytat |
* 1 kg [2.2 lbs] apples
* 2 eggs
* 1 cup flour
* ½ cup white wine
* salt to taste
* powdered sugar for decoration
* frying fat
* 1 tbsp sugar
Peel and core apples, then cut them into round slices. Break eggs into a bowl and beat them with a mixer, gradually adding sifted flour alternating with wine. Add a pinch of salt and a tablespoon of sugar. Heat the fat on a pan, dip apples slices in the batter and brown on the pan. Arrange the fritters on a place, dust with powdered sugar.
| oryg = <div>
* jabłka – 1 kg
* jajko – 2 szt
* mąka – 1 szklanka
* wino białe – 0,5 szklanki
* sól do smaku
* cukier puder do dekoracji
* tłuszcz do smażenia
* cukier – 1 łyżka </div>
Jabłka obrać ze skórki, usunąć gniazda nasienne, pokroić w okrągłe plastry. Jajka wlać do miski, mąkę przesiać, dodawać stopniowo do jaj na przemian z winem ubijając mikserem. Dodać szczyptę soli i łyżkę cukru. Na patelni rozgrzać tłuszcz, zanurzać cząstki jabłek w cieście i zrumienić. Usmażone jabłka układać na talerzu, posypać cukrem pudrem.
| źródło = {{Cyt
| tytuł = Doradca Smaku
| nazwisko r = Renataz-Et
| rozdział = Jabłka w cieście z winem
| adres rozdziału = https://www.doradcasmaku.pl/przepis-jablka-w-ciescie-z-winem-39777
}}, own translation }}
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