== Ice Cream with Barrister ==
[[File:Ice cream with barrister.jpg|thumb|left|upright|We're moving into legal territory.]]
Pora na deser – do wyboru: na zimno lub na ciepło. Na zimno proponuję lody z adwokatem. Czyli z likierem jajecznym, znanym też w Polsce pod zapozyczoną z niemczyzny nazwą „ajerkoniak”. Ale jeśli spojrzymy na angielską wersję menu, to okaże się, że razem z lodami, zamiast gęstej, słodkiej, żółtej polewy, dostaniemy… prawnika (''„'''ice cream with barrister'''”'').
Would you like your lawyer to come along with your order of ice cream? If not, then don't worry; this is just another botched translation. The original Polish phrase is ''"lody z adwokatem"'', where ''"adwokat"'' (pronounced: {{pron|ahd|vaw|kaht}}) is the word that threw the machine translator off. In one sense, it does refer to a lawyer that advocates your case in a court of law, coming from the Latin word ''"advocatus"'', "the one who has been called to one's aid".